My MRI
So I finally managed to get my MRI. In case you don't know, I am a gimp... Well not completely, but I do have serious back issues these days. I threw out my back mulitple times in the past few years, but in the past month, my pain has not gone away, and sometimes radiates down my leg, which makes me think it is sciatica. So being the bad patient that I am, I have just tried to take meds for pain relief, tried a few stretches and exercises, but haven't gone to see a doc or done anything else. Finally I decided to go to get an MRI to make sure I have no disc herniation or vertebral fracture or something that needs correction.
I order MRI's all the time of people's brain and spine to get a better look of what may be going on with them. However, often times, especially the older or crazier patients, get all flustered and scared, and either wont' go through with it, or try and wig out and end up not completing the study, because it "freaks them out," or they are "claustraphobic", or "Doctor I cannot go into that tunnel!" I am basically just like, Suck it up people! Stop your whining!! Or just give them some ativan or morphine to calm them down. Well after having my own, it's not the greatest experience ever.
I had to remove any metal, but was in my scrubs, so stripped my coat, pager and chain and I was fine. No piercings or anything luckily for me (well not anymore at least). They lay you down on the thin platform, and you face the two bright cieling lights, and it made me think of what all the sick dying people who are losing or regaining consciousness must see when they are laying on those hospital beds while we work on them. Is that the light they see? Who knows... So anyway, the platform starts to move into the machine, and let me tell you, this thing is a tight fit! The roof of the cocoon-like interior of the MRI was no more than a couple of inches from my nose, and you go all the way in so that your entire body is covered. It was kind of freaky. I am not even claustraphobic, but it still made me a little uncomfortable. I found it easier to close my eyes. Then when the MRI magnet starts firing away taking images, it makes these loud, banging, clanky noises. Like some red-alert alarm at an industrial factory, or some hammering of metal beams at a construction site. Whatever it sounds like, it wasn't pleasant. Luckily they offered me ear plugs, but I could still hear the obnoxious and disturbing noises, and thought to myself that it would seriously freak out some of my patients, especially the poor old semi-senile ones.
When it first started, I felt this tingling sensation in my fingers. I was like shit, why is this happening? There aint no metal in my fingers is there? I couldnt' remember any injuries or shrapnel wounds to my hands, so I wondered if I could have some sort of undiagnosed Iron-overload condition, where there is too much iron in my blood. Then I thought to the scene in X-Men 2 when Magneto fucked up that security guard who had the iron injected into him by extracting the iron particles through his skin with his magnetic powers, and I began to panic.... Briefly at least, until I regained my sense of reality. But it did scare me for a second.
It took about 20 minutes to complete. Definitely not a pleasant experience I'll tell you that much. I still haven't looked at it, since it was on the way out from work on Saturday afternoon. Tomorrow we shall see.
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