Losing Shit... What Rubbish!

So I am nearing the end of my trip to Pakistan... 4 days left!! It is quite sad since I have been having a blast at my cousin's wedding, hanging out with a lot of great fun people and family... The wedding is closing to an end, and has had everything from our kickass choregoraphed dancing at the Mehndi (from which I think I broke my thumb), to late night sessions of hanging out and drinking and dancing to great music.  But first, a funny story....

So I have a knack for losing things and being somewhat careless in certain situations... Or at least in the past (so I thought).  Before I came to Pakistan 2 weeks back, I was nominated on Facebook as "most likely to drop keys in toilet", because of all the times I've lost my shit... So the day I was going to Pakistan, I came back to my parent's house in NJ with my sister.  I had a lot of stuff to do in little time, so came into the house, and did a few things to finalize my preparations for my trip.  When time came to leave, I couldn't fucking find my car keys!  I had literally JUST arrived 20 min ago, and had NO idea what I did with them. I ransacked the car, unloaded the trunk again to look, went through the entire house, but nothing!  I then retraced my steps.... I got in, went into the closet to get a towel to wipe down my car, but nothing wasin the closet.... I went downstairs for a moment, but the keys were nowhere down there.  I even threw some shit out and thought could it be in the garbage?  I sneaked a peak in there, but there was nothing.. By now my dad found out and was furious. FUMING. (rightfully so i guess)... So he starts buggin out and I told him all the stuff I did.. He asked did I really look in the garbage? I said of course! He was like "are you fucking SURE?" He then dumped the entire garbage onto the floor, and plop... Out come my keys...  Fuckin A!  He was so happy with his victory, he wouldn't let me live it down... Anyway, I felt really stupid!

Fast forward a week or so... I am now in Pakistan, and have been raging with my digital camera taking pictures.. EVEYRONE has been relying on me because I am so mad with my photo taking.. The other day, I got home after the Mehdni, and could not find my fuckin camera!!  I KNEW I had it when I got home at 5:30am, because we took some pictures... But where was it? I looked EVERYWHERE. My clothes, all over my uncle's house where I am staying, in the car, but no camera.. I was freaking out. Lord let me find the camera broken and destroyed, I just want the memory card!!  After an hour, I just starting looking everywhere.. For some reason I looked in the little trash can next to my bed, which had some tissue in it, but nothing else.  But then I put my hand to the bottom (still not sure why) and there it fucking was!!  Turns out my cousin's fucking cat, who was making all this commotion in the morning, knocked the damn thing down into the garbage!! Jesus.. Can u imagine??  What kind of luck is this? You can only imagine after the keys and now the camera, what everyone has been ranking on me with... From now on, if I lose anything, the rubbish bin is the first place I'll look!

Comments

[Saroosh]

lol...what a life you have :P
i feel pity for you.

[Suga]

Hehehe