Desis in Europe

I'm sure you guys have heard about the European Terror Plots: http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe/01/27/spain.europe.terror.plot/index.html.
What a great time for a Paki and two Indians to be goin to Spain. Great.  I think we should probably stagger our boarding of the plane.  I've even shaved my beard down to a goatee, but my friends say they won't fly with me unless I go clean shaven.   Please!  Hopefully we won't get the suspicious stare downs while walking in Barcelona, or get thrown in some sort of jail by overzealous racist cops.... We will see!

I also came across this http://www.virginmobile.com.au/services/duti.html.  A service that will prevent you from drunk dialling people on those late drunken nights!!  Genius.